Million Dollar Mommy, Part Two
As promised, I will brief you monthly on the exciting new inventions I'm working on. It's truly amazing how many bright ideas can pop into an otherwise empty head on occasion, as Mommy Einstein proved. But her day has been and gone. Now it's Crabmommy's turn to rake it in and at the risk of sounding boastful—people, it's gonna happen. I am just loaded with clever concepts for Mommydom!
Last month I previewed the Baby Bjorn Clip-On Food Visor™. This month, Crabmom showcases another nifty invention designed to aid the mom on-the-go:
Ambient Legmower™
What busy mom has time to shave her legs? In the shower? You mean while Colicky Colette wails from her bouncy chair next to the tub? You mean while toddler Havana harasses Mommy from beyond the curtain, tossing Chapsticks into the loo and vacuuming the floor with Mommy's Sonicare toothbrush? Indeed, there is no worse venue for leg shaving than the bathroom. And as for time, what mother has any of that to spare on a single activity? Today's mom must multi-task.
That's why Mom needs the Ambient Legmower™. Developed by a busy mom-on-the-go, the Ambient Legmower works while Mom works. With its handy compact design (think lint buzzer or pencil sharpener with a closed-in casement to catch the leg-shavings), this sleek-lined shaving machine straps to your ankle and gently, discreetly, moves with the leg while Mom ambulates, adjusting to the natural contour of her leg with its patented Silhouette Sensor™.
With its unique mow-while-you-go movement and a whisper-quiet triple-bladed mechanism, the busy mom's mobile razor saves her time, sanity, and stubble embarrassment. Easy to program, the Ambient Legmower™ is the perfect present for the mom in motion.
So, what do you think, moms? Is this genius or what?
Combine it with one for busy dad that mows his back and THEN you've got something!
And sock mops that clean the floor while you go.