Crabmommy

Million Dollar Mommy, Part Three

I'm excited to share with you yet another bright idea generated by Crabmommy. I'm consistently amazed that light-bulbs can occasionally flash in my otherwise vacant Mommy-mind. As always, I am inspired by more famous inventor moms who also seem otherwise vacant. Like Baby Einstein's Julie.

The PelletTracker™

Changing babies is such a hassle. And accidents happen. What parent hasn't experienced the MPS or Missing Pellet Situation? You're changing young Colter, he squirms, and next thing, a hard deer-like pellet stool rolls off the stool and onto the floor. Only to disappear. And so you find yourself in the odd position of being on your hands and knees actually looking for poop, and—for the first time in your life—hoping to find it. Now that's depressing!

Search no more. With its patented stool-sensing technology, the PelletTracker™ wand need only be waved over the general area and presto! Poop alarm is sounded, with volume increasing as you home in on the target.

Devised by a mom, the PT incorporates the latest in materials analysis and GPS technologies. With an infra-red heat sensor programmed to perform detailed shape, color, and material recognition studies, you can be sure your PT will accurately and speedily locate stray stools within minutes, or your money back!

User friendly: Even the most brain-numbed mother need not worry about manuals and menus. With its one-touch button, and simple plug-in activation, the PT is ready when you are. It also clips onto the changing table or can be suspended from the wall (sucker grip included). Extension cord free with purchase. Cordless activation also available for an extra $39.99.
Attractive design: Necessary objects need not be ugly. To fit in with the modern nursery, the PT is available in hot-pink, retro-diner-blue, or pureed-organic-carrot-orange. A handy travel tote is also yours, absolutely free with purchase!

With the PelletTracker™ you can say goodbye to:

  • accidental pellet-squishing
  • leaving the changing station with that nagging feeling of unfinished business dogging you through the day
  • having your baby hand you what looks like a raisin, except it is in fact, a weeks'-old diaper defector, MIA from the scene of defecation

Crabmommy bio

July 16, 2007

Comments

Or you could just get a dog.

Yeah, better pellets then when their little tummies are upset.... But it is a great Idea!!!

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