I know you don't have time to waste reading blogs. But like drinking, drugs, and trying to teach your newborn how to swim it seems many of you are still doing it even though Crabmommy disapproves. If you're going to do it then, may Crabmommy at least point you in the right direction, so you don't visit really bad parenting blogs (which would be most of them) in which the words "amazing" and "precious"  frequently appear (along with witty commentaries involving the word "poop"), complete with pictures of the blogger's amazing, precious, and poopy spawn. Oooh! Stinky!

Now clearly you already have fine taste, for you read Crabmommy. But much as I like to pretend I'm the only one breederblogging decently, I'm not. I may be the absolutely most smashing blogger, but there other worthy ones. Some are already too famous to mention. (There is, like, this chick in Salt Lake City...?) Some are famous but I can't resist mentioning. 

Old Gold: Blogs That Have Been Around a While and Are Still Great
Finslippy: To me, she is the reigning matriarch of funny mom-blogging
One Good Thing: Just plain hot damn good
Confessions of a Pioneer Woman: Because you know, I live in Wyoming, and Ree, she's a rancher's wife. And she knows how to make dang good food. And she writes killer recipes for totally unpretentious casseroles and even if I have actually not made a single one of them, I love to read all about them, for they are written most amusingly. Ree also posts photographs of very hot cowboys and very attractive livestock. Rural-fabulous!
Citymama: Speaking of recipes and other assorted chic and right-on mommishness, go here for Stefania (also a Kimchi Mama) Pomponi-Butler's pomegranate mojitos and persimmon-inflected green beans.
Metalia: This mom knows her priorities. She anaylzes Asian Pear deodorant ("aggressively fruity"), buys too many shoes, and takes pictures of her makeup.
The Simple Family: Trenchant discussions of eco-momming (because Crabmommy likes greenmomming and indeed she even washes out her uses Ziplocks. Sometimes.)

Beautiful Newborns: Blogs Newly Launched
Offsprung: This is madly fun and involves a whole big swirl of irreverent bloggityness, with titles like Dadsmacker and Mecomium ("Lots of Overpriced Crap You Can't Live Without")
I Breeder: Over at Newsweek Brian Braiker is brand-new to parentbloggery and most swankily excellent at it.

I have more, but that's enough for now. I'll showcase other blogs in the forthcoming months (so settle down if you know I read yours but haven't mentioned it here). Yes, I'm happy to spread the bloglove here at Crabmommy. For while we bloggers sometimes downplay our competition I am so hoping to get blogrolled recipcrocally confident and generous that I'm only too pleased to share.

Any funny un-poopy parentblogs you want to recommend to the floor?