Crunch! Give Birth to a Pickle Baby
Alert to any moms popping a tot this month o' May: If you give your baby the middle name of "Crunch" (you heard right), you can win $5,000.
Seriously, according to Vlasic Pickles, May is National Pickle Month. And in celebration of this auspicious occasion, Vlasic is putting up $20,000 and a year's worth of pickles for anyone who meets a whole bunch of criteria I'm too lazy to paraphrase here (the above link tells all).
But the sweet-sour taste in the deal is the extra 5K you get if you agree to make the babe's middle name "Crunch."
What I want to know: What if I make Crunch the first name? What will you give me then, Vlasic? Or how about "Vlasic Crunch Pickle" as a suite of names preceding the last name? Food for thought. Pity I'm not preggers or you'd see me running after this one. I mean, a year's supply of pickles? I'd do it for that alone.
l mean, c'mon. Crunch is hardly weird in the weird, weird world of modern baby names.
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