For Mom: Nontraditional Greeting Cards
Chances are you're as tired of weeding through those glittery, flowery "Best Mom Ever!" Mother's Day cards as we are. And a cutesy joke above a picture of a dog wearing a tutu is more sickening than funny. Uncooked Greetings to the rescue! We're simply obsessed with its entire line of utterly blunt greetings, like this one for Mother's Day: "Mom, I hope you know that if you ever needed a lung or kidney, I'd cut open my stomach and give you whatever organ you needed. At least I think I would." Or this one for a new mother: "You're so lucky you have a cute baby. If you're ever strapped for cash, you could probably sell it for lots of money." And since Mom's Day is just two days away, you can use the store locator to find retailers near you.













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