Tales of a Nude Nanny
So I'm babysitting these four brats and my boyfriend texts me to tell me that it's over coz he's hooked up with Katelyn, my ex-BFF, so I am soooooo mad I can't even see but then I get this awesome idea to get back at the a**hole and Katelyn and I text my friend James to meet me with his camera and he shows up and I tell the brats to stay put I'll just be a sec and I'll get them all Happy Meals when I get back. So then James and I go into the woods and I take off all my clothes and James is snapping away and I am HOT like Paris Hilton washing that car. The a**hole is so going to regret it when he gets these, especially because he's going to know James took them and he's like so freakin' jealous of James, who is way better looking but still just a friend but the a**hole doesn't need to know that. But then the cops showed up 'coz the brats tattled on me and now I'm sitting here in this holding cell surrounded by totally scummy people with no teeth and
smelling like pee and who keep asking me for a butt but I'm not giving them any coz I have only 3 left. But even if I have to go to jail like Paris did and I lose my babysitting job the look on the a**hole's face when he get the pix makes it so totally worth it.
Woman leaves kids to pose nude in woods [AP]
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