Women in Oz Navy Get Breast Implants -- For Free
Call them the Silicon Navy. The Australian military has been providing its female sailors with breast implants courtesy of Aussie taxpayers.
Australian Defence Force spokesman Brigadier Andres Nikolic defended the saline solution as part of the military's duty to consider the "holistic" needs of its personnel:
Any suggestion that breast operations were carried out to make the women "look sexy" were not only wrong, but insulting.
To be fair, not just any sailing Sheila can get a pair. You gotta prove you have a "medical, dental or compelling psychological or psychiatric reasons."
Dental reasons??? I guess because if you have big boobs, nobody cares that your teeth are crooked.
The Australian navy also has a new official song to commemorate its new improved profile. (with apologies to The Village People.)
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can fill your blouse with ease
In the navy
Come on now girls, silicon's best
In the navy
Can't you see we need big breasts
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and bounce to the band
In the navy
Come on now girls, you sure look grand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy
Australian navy defends paying for breast implants [Yahoo! News]
Truly wacky! Do they have sunstroke over there or what?
No,they like to do the breaststroke.