When Bad Costumes Happen To Good Kids
If you want any peace in your life, I suggest you keep your kids away from this website. Because kids have notoriously bad taste, which means they will definitely find a costume on this site that they just have to have, which (1) will be hideous; (2) will require you to spend $29.99 extra for overnight shipping; and (3) could quite possibly cause child protective services to come knocking on your door.
I am not going to describe all 284 kids costumes, just give you some of the highlights. For instance, the pink and silver diva costume, featuring an ass-baring micro-skirt, tank top and dildo-esque microphone. Perfect for the 4-year-old pole dancer in your family.
Or the pink mummy fairy costume, which looks like it was sewn together by kittens. In case your kid can't decide between being a pink mummy or a pink fairy, with this costume, she can be both!
Is your kid a fan of the Doodlebops? She can be DeeDee, which isn't as scary as it may sound (if you are as creeped out by the Doodlebops as I am) except for the FREAKISHLY HUGE FROG HANDS.
For boys, there's a bad boy biker costume (photo on right) that would fit in perfectly in any leather bar, including pleather choker, vest, fingerless gloves and crotch baring chaps. Guaranteed to "rev up any rebel!" Fortunately, should your 4-year-old decide that this is the costume for him, you can say without lying, (for once), that his size is sold out.
Happy costuming!
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