Indulge Your Inner Kid
Indulge Your Inner Kid is back, with lots of toys that are just too plain awesome to waste on your ungrateful children.
Do you heart hearts? Or perhaps you harbor a special fondness for your liver, working overtime to rid your body of all the crap you inflict on it on a daily basis. And there's your lungs, sucking all the oxygen out of the air so you can live. Organs are cool. Yay for organs!
The website I Heart Guts loves organs too. They've even created a line of organ stuffies. My personal fave, the Kidney Plush -- When Urine Love, which renders these useful little guys in all their purple and orange plushness:
The kidneys -- most folks have two -- processes your blood, picking out the extra waste and returning nice clean blood to your body. Extra water and waste pulled from the blood becomes pee!
Who knew your guts could be so cute?
So go ahead and order yourself some plush guts today. Then repeat after me: Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINEMINEMINEMINEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Now wasn't that fun?
Please tell me they have an anus one.
If only! I will suggest it. A 6-foot-long colon would be nice too.
Did you guys ever see those virus toys? Like that cute little plush ebola?
No, but I'll bet they're adorable. I want one!