Please Don't Squeeze the Bridal Gown
What a Charmin couple! That's Jennifer Cannon, the bride, looking gorgeous in a bridal gown made out of toilet paper. The groom, Doy Nichols, wore the traditional cloth getup, though he may have a few rolls of the white stuff tucked in under his vest. Hard to tell.
The two tied the knot in a temporary public toilet in Times Square. Hey, I know that toilet! It's right across the street from Cookie Magazine's world headquarters!
The ceremony was sponsored by Mr. Whipple.
The dress was designed by Hanah Kim, winner of the 2007 Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest.
I hope everyone involved got paid alotta alotta alotta money.
December 27, 2007
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